Nosedive...

Falling faster than a Roseanne Barr swan dive from an Acapulco cliff is yours truly, Barack Hussein Obama!

The Gallup poll released Sunday has President Obama at an abysmal 39% approval rating and that is with Osama Bin Laden's head resting on Obama's mantle. If you factor out the 13% U.S. Black population which marches lock-step with the President, his actual rating is upper-twenties. If you go one step further and remove the adoring, fondling, drooling and rose-colored lens wearing main stream media from the equation and replace them with the forever gone integrity-filled, fair and balanced journalists, he would probably poll at about 20%.

For the "But Bush" crowd, at the exact same point in his first term, Gallup had Bush at 60% approval. Yes, the George W. Bush without the unanimous support of the Black population, but with the constant pounding and insulting by the 3-letter networks, was at majority-plus favorability.

No worries though. The “Big Ol’ Hunk of Nothing on Two Thick Slices of Nada” Obama job-promoting killing bus tour hits the road today to boast of their 9.2% unemployment rate. The 3 battleground, but this is not a campaign tour states, Minnesota, Iowa and Illinois, will visit have lost almost 200, 000 jobs since Erkel took office, now that is a success story that must be told. Of course, his 1st stop in Minnesota, has a 6.9% unemployment rate. One way to avoid the aerial 'maters is to select a TripTek route that avoids high unemployment cities, pretty convenient huh?

They are soft-selling this as a Listening Tour, cause you know, he listened so well over Obamacare, Stimulus, TARP, the Libyan War and the Debt Ceiling debate. Seriously, Beltone can't even offer a hearing solution for this man so I had to go on the Web to find a hearing aid that might assist. I do believe it will be a perfect fit.

In the heartland of America, I can imagine how many One Finger waves he is gonna receive--does Obamacare cover Single-Digit Carpel Tunnel Syndrome? Traffic Engineering in Peosta, Iowa, in the interest of Single-Digit Carpel Tunnel prevention, has reprogrammed their crosswalk lights in anticipation of the arrival of Debt-Man Walking..

The Give me liberty or give me death Give me socialism and Give me debt tour "will be run by the White House, not Obama’s re-election campaign", a White House official said. Like they are two different entities? Since this is nothing more than a campaign tour funded by the taxpayers, I have from inside sources what 2012 campaign sticker is appearing on the bumper of the Dead End Bus Tour:

To conclude, just more evidence of the complete disconnect of this badministration. Yet another tour, all be it this one by bus, with no concrete plans in place that will impact our job growth numbers. Regardless of any attempt to spin his economic record, 61% of America knows THE TRUTH!

524 days of insanity remain...

The Bus That Makes Left Turns Only...

DJIA plummeting a 1,000 points in a week...Debt Deal = Raw Deal..400,000 unemployment claims today...Double-Dip recession around the bend..9.2% unemployment..G.D.P. revised downward to .4, yes that is a POINT..eluding to Tea Party as "terrorists"...add $4 trillion to the debt in 2 years--HEY I HAVE AN IDEA, LET'S GO ON A MIDWEST CAMPAIGN BUS TOUR AND TELL THE CORNHUSKERS HOW SWELLINGLY SWELL WE ARE!

The White House confirmed Rollin' Blunder is at taxpayer's expense. Let's see-- heading to the 2012 battleground states-- they claim "it is an official event as part of the new focus on jobs". NEW JOB FOCUS? He has now claimed 15 verifiable times he is pivoting to concentrate on jobs. The guy who couldn't manage a garage sale now has the issue solved, can't wait to hear something new from the human echo chamber. I will concede this-- he will create one new job: BUS DRIVER!

Fueled by kitchen grease from Moochelle's kitchen, Greyhound One is on the roll for 3 days.Wouldn't it be hilarious if a conservative flash mob all showed up and crawled underneath the bus displaying Americans Under The Bus Tour signs?

Is The One really gonna slum it down to hop on a bus? I am laying out coins The Cash for Clunkers, Shovel Ready, Leading from Behind Pimp Tour bus is swinging by every major airport enroute to scoop him up under cover using the Casey Anthony Hide-N-Ride plan.  

The Magical Misery Index Tour. See it Live…Bring your Unemployed friends…and don’t forget your TEA Party signs!

You know how this plays out in Dave's fantasy land? Rick Perry buys him a Texas diesel pusher naming it The Stalker Tour and pulls into every Midwest town square bailing out of the Captain's chair with his Stetson on and launches himself out of the bus and greets everyone with a "Howdy Ya'll, let's get this party started!" Who do you think would have the bigger fan base? Is there any doubt..

If the country survives, 535 days...