DJIA plummeting a 1,000 points in a week...Debt Deal = Raw Deal..400,000 unemployment claims today...Double-Dip recession around the bend..9.2% unemployment..G.D.P. revised downward to .4, yes that is a POINT..eluding to Tea Party as "terrorists"...add $4 trillion to the debt in 2 years--HEY I HAVE AN IDEA, LET'S GO ON A MIDWEST CAMPAIGN BUS TOUR AND TELL THE CORNHUSKERS HOW SWELLINGLY SWELL WE ARE!
The White House confirmed Rollin' Blunder is at taxpayer's expense. Let's see-- heading to the 2012 battleground states-- they claim "it is an official event as part of the new focus on jobs". NEW JOB FOCUS? He has now claimed 15 verifiable times he is pivoting to concentrate on jobs. The guy who couldn't manage a garage sale now has the issue solved, can't wait to hear something new from the human echo chamber. I will concede this-- he will create one new job: BUS DRIVER!
Fueled by kitchen grease from Moochelle's kitchen, Greyhound One is on the roll for 3 days.Wouldn't it be hilarious if a conservative flash mob all showed up and crawled underneath the bus displaying Americans Under The Bus Tour signs?
Is The One really gonna slum it down to hop on a bus? I am laying out coins The Cash for Clunkers, Shovel Ready, Leading from Behind Pimp Tour bus is swinging by every major airport enroute to scoop him up under cover using the Casey Anthony Hide-N-Ride plan.
The Magical Misery Index Tour. See it Live…Bring your Unemployed friends…and don’t forget your TEA Party signs!
You know how this plays out in Dave's fantasy land? Rick Perry buys him a Texas diesel pusher naming it The Stalker Tour and pulls into every Midwest town square bailing out of the Captain's chair with his Stetson on and launches himself out of the bus and greets everyone with a "Howdy Ya'll, let's get this party started!" Who do you think would have the bigger fan base? Is there any doubt..
If the country survives, 535 days...
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