Look over there, a spider!

Let's go on a whirlwind tour of the past 7 days and compare what real journalists would report as headlines compared to our Socialist National Press, also known as the mainstream media.


Fact: The (most transparent ever) Obama administration ordered the sealing of Border Patrolman's Brian Terry's murder records today. Mr. Terry was the victim of A.G. Holder and President Obama's Fast and Furious program--you know, the one where an officer was shot by our own guns from a program our fearless leader approved so he could further crack down on gun ownership in the U.S. Read here .


Mainstream Media: GOP hopeful Herman Cain faces an alleged affair. He can't possibly be innocent because he is a Republican. He should just call it quits now, regardless of any evidence.


Fact: A Gallup poll released yesterday shows Obama with the lowest job approval rating of any president at this stage of their term in modern political history, including Jimmy Carter. Read here .


Mainstream Media: That dress Congressman Bachman wore at the last debate looked like a wedding gown, didn't it?

Fact: A Rasmussen report released today shows GOP Newt Gingrich polling ahead of Obama, 45-43. Read here .


Mainstream Media: Newt Gingrich cheated on his wife two decades ago. He also spent a boatload of his money on his current bride at Tiffany's. Really, that is way more extreme than Bill Clinton lying under oath about his sexual rendezvous in the White House. What are these Tea Party extremist thinking! ! 

Fact: President Flub A Dub called himself "Commander and Chief" in his weekly address last week and referred yesterday to the attack on the "English" embassy in Tehran. Read here and here .

Mainstream Media: Rick Perry mentioned the voting age as being 21 and he wants to be a president, are you kidding me! Seriously, is Texas A&M a real university?


Fact: A poll released today by the Kaiser Group (the folks who once loved Obamacare) shows the Act polls worst today than it did a year ago, read here .


Mainstream Media: Mitt Romney has flip-flopped on a couple key issues. He also probably likes to put kitties in his blender when he makes his protein shake. 


You, the gangster loving media cartel, is at the very heart of the crisis we face today.  You covered up Rezko, he is now in prison. You covered up his relationship with Blago, he now faces 15-20 years in the slammer. You covered up his relationship with Ayers and Dohrn,  known terrorists. You covered up his 20 year relationship with Pastor Jeremiah "God Da** America" Wright. You covered up his association with known communist Frank Marshall Davis. You covered up his relationship with George Soros. You were indifferent to his concealment of his birth certificate. You were indifferent to his failure to disclose his college transcripts. You were indifferent to his failure to release his medical records. You were indifferent to his teachings of Saul Alinksy. You were indifferent to his cocaine use. You were indifferent to his lackluster Senate career. AND YOU LED 53% OF AMERICA TO BELIEVE HE WAS QUALIFIED?

The American Pravda who made zero effort 3+ years ago to vett President Teflon expects to be trusted now to background the Republican candidates? We are living witnesses to an incredible media double standard, whereby Republican presidential hopefuls are being torn apart, while the biggest Democratic failure in our lifetime gets a free ride.

The absolute dereliction of duty by folks who call themselves 'journalists' is the single, most contributing reason we are where we are on this last day of November 2011!

417 days of suffering remains....

Hawaii Floats to a New Continent

Don't know much about geography
Don't know much trigonometry

Don't know much...

Play the video. 

He is offering up a speech in Hawaii on Tuesday and proclaims "One other thing that I want to say about this: When I meet with world leaders, what’s striking — whether it’s in Europe or here in Asia....". So now since he was born in Hawaii, Obama I guess not only became our first black President, but also our first Asian. Nice.

I know we owe China a boatload of cash, but did we give 'em Hawaii as collateral?

But just remember, Sarah Palin is dumb…no wait, Bachman is an idiot…no wait, Cain doesn’t have a brain….no wait, Rick Perry got bad grades. Where are the 3 letter networks on Obama's (daily) gaffe? **Crickets**

You add this comment to the one he made while campaigning in 2008 indicating he was visiting his 57th state and you have to wonder if he would get pass round one of the Geography category in "Do You Think You Are Smarter Than a 5th Grader"? More evidence of why Scooter never released his Harvard transcripts.

May you be reminded of the rest of his misspeaks that the mainstream media never uttered a word about..."Malia is 13" when she was 12.."twister fatalities in Kansas, 10,000 people died" when only 12 were dead..."the Austrian language", there isn’t one...Obama thought Medal of Honor winner Jared Monte was alive, when he was actually killed in action...Navy "Corpse Man", instead of corpsman...the "Intercontinental Railroad", instead of Transcontinental...“ My Muslim faith” instead of Christian…confusing Jews with Janitors..called an inhalator "a breathalyzer"...that's off the top of my 1 cup of coffee memory..

Simply, the Teleprompter-Reader-in-Chief is going to have to hire a new Teleprompter....and he will count it as a new job....

430 days left for Obama to find himself an atlas...

Barack O'Grinch

 

I am not sure about your last water-cooler conversation, but I know on my recent final day of work we were all up in arms about Christmas trees being such huge jerks over the  years. But no worries, Captain Pine Beetle himself to the rescue with his new Christmas Tree Tax just in time for--- Christmas. 

That's correct dear readers, President Ba-humbug's Agriculture Department today announced that it will impose a new 15-cent charge on all fresh Christmas trees to support a new Federal program to improve the image and marketing of Christmas trees. Who knows why as the Christmas Tree Association already exists to promote their cause, see link .

Millions of Americans out of work, the economy in shambles, debt threatening to destroy the country, and this guy can’t think of anything better to worry about than Christmas trees? Breathtaking. This epitomizes Obama economics--raise natural Christmas tree prices to increase sales!

Guess where the money goes and win yourself a chocolate covered Santa! Yes, ANOTHER GOVERNMENT BUREAUCRACY called the Christmas Tree Promotion Board. Wait til the ACLU gets ahold of that name. It will quickly be renamed to the Holiday Tree Promotion Board. All we hear from the Left is the separation of church and state wails--where are they now? And since when can a tax originate in the Executive Branch?

Did I miss something? Was there a lack of promotion? Not sure where you reside, but hey I am surrounded by year round Christmas light hangers! Does not Target pretty much roll out their Christmas decor on about New Year's Eve nowadays?  

More natural tree sales equals more house fires. More natural tree sales equals more allergy doctor visits. More natural tree sales equals smaller forests. More natural tree sales increases volume at the local landfill. More natural tree sales equals increased vet bill due to airborne cats. Yes, the party of unintended consequences strikes again.

There is always a campaign strategy with Pres. Ebenezer since that is all he knows. I can see the new slogan now in a rally to revive the floundering Jewish vote- "Christians taxed on trees, Jews get tax-free Menorah candles, vote for me 2012." As well, I surmise the Artificial Tree Manufacturer's Union just cut the Bamster a donation check.

To conclude, if I am a natural Christmas tree vendor, I put out a sign that says "15 cents-the Obama I Hate Your Religion Tax". The 15 cent Burka Tax, no where to be found.

438 days remaining....Merry Taxmas!

Update: As soon as this posted, the Pres announced implementation of the tax will be delayed. My guess as to the reasoning-- he needs to fire up the campaign bus and road test "Pass this Christmas Tree Tax Bill Now" 

Someone needs a kit!

When asked this week by a Minneapolis CBS affiliate reporter whether President Obama thought Americans were better off than they were when he took office, he responded, "Well, you know, I think we are better off now than we would have been if I hadn’t taken all the steps that we took. We’ve made steady progress."

President Crystal Ball just finished his annual physical last week. Certainly, he was not subject to being tested for crack.

 "We are"---that would be Barry, Moochelle and the girls. "Better off"---than what, a Cambodian tribal member? The Earth splitting in two? The Iranians accidentally launching nuclear missles? Roseann Barr being trapped inside of Country Buffet? Perhaps. "Steady progress"---toward what, a cliff? Captain Delusional is clearly showing his hand as to his new 2012 campaign slogan---"It could have been worse."

With a lie like that, I have only one piece of advice for the President--- please avoid flammable clothing! And while we are on the topic, if the Prez was at a movie theatre and yelled "fire", I believe everyone attending would say "pass the popcorn, the source of the announcement is Obama."

The only thing I could conclude he meant to say was "There are more little people receiving welfare and food stamps under my Regime than any other Regime in history and for that I am grateful."

I loved House Majority Leader John Boehner's response. Check it out in this short clip here, his facial reaction to the reporter's question is priceless.

Quick review of verifiable info now vs. 2008: Unemployment-worse. National debt and deficit-worse.Household income-worse. Gas price-worse. Home values-worse. Foreclosures-worse. Food stamp enrollment-worse. Healthcare premiums-worse. Poverty rate-worse. Failed banks-worse. U.S. bond rating-worse. Relationship with Israel-worse. Taxpayer's investment in green companies-worse. Businesses desire to invest money-worse. Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry's heartbeat-worse.

What is ironic, although not surprising from President Barack and Forth, is just 3 weeks ago he said Americans were not better off, see here. But I know, that is an unfair comparison, as all of Obama's statements have a 3 day expiration date.

In concluding, the President's manufacturing numbers are up--- that would be producing Bee-Ess which is delivered by the mainstream media, labeled as the truth and purchased by 52% of America.

444 days.