Someone needs a kit!

When asked this week by a Minneapolis CBS affiliate reporter whether President Obama thought Americans were better off than they were when he took office, he responded, "Well, you know, I think we are better off now than we would have been if I hadn’t taken all the steps that we took. We’ve made steady progress."

President Crystal Ball just finished his annual physical last week. Certainly, he was not subject to being tested for crack.

 "We are"---that would be Barry, Moochelle and the girls. "Better off"---than what, a Cambodian tribal member? The Earth splitting in two? The Iranians accidentally launching nuclear missles? Roseann Barr being trapped inside of Country Buffet? Perhaps. "Steady progress"---toward what, a cliff? Captain Delusional is clearly showing his hand as to his new 2012 campaign slogan---"It could have been worse."

With a lie like that, I have only one piece of advice for the President--- please avoid flammable clothing! And while we are on the topic, if the Prez was at a movie theatre and yelled "fire", I believe everyone attending would say "pass the popcorn, the source of the announcement is Obama."

The only thing I could conclude he meant to say was "There are more little people receiving welfare and food stamps under my Regime than any other Regime in history and for that I am grateful."

I loved House Majority Leader John Boehner's response. Check it out in this short clip here, his facial reaction to the reporter's question is priceless.

Quick review of verifiable info now vs. 2008: Unemployment-worse. National debt and deficit-worse.Household income-worse. Gas price-worse. Home values-worse. Foreclosures-worse. Food stamp enrollment-worse. Healthcare premiums-worse. Poverty rate-worse. Failed banks-worse. U.S. bond rating-worse. Relationship with Israel-worse. Taxpayer's investment in green companies-worse. Businesses desire to invest money-worse. Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry's heartbeat-worse.

What is ironic, although not surprising from President Barack and Forth, is just 3 weeks ago he said Americans were not better off, see here. But I know, that is an unfair comparison, as all of Obama's statements have a 3 day expiration date.

In concluding, the President's manufacturing numbers are up--- that would be producing Bee-Ess which is delivered by the mainstream media, labeled as the truth and purchased by 52% of America.

444 days.