Tuesday, April 19, 2011

Don't Mess With Texas....


Well looky what happens to Pres. Thin Skin when the interviewer is not Kaite Couric from SeeBS news. How do you say "agitated" in Kenyan? This is the poster interview for the consequence of political correctness. For his entire life, he has been part of the coddled class--"born of a mixed marriage", "a black child", "abandoned by his dad", blah, blah, blah. Dare to question him on his failures and deceit and he lashes back.

"Let me finish" the President demands. YOU NEVER FINISH, America is tired of your eternal bloviating, hence the interruption. Reporters ask you a 3 minute question and you offer up 10 minute non-answer. Props to WFAA, from Dallas, TX for sending a reporter with a backbone to see how Commander in Chief Crankypants reacts when his best friend, Mr. Teleprompter, is a no show. There goes his 'likability' rating, the only area left in positive territory.

What you may find more interesting is the number of uninformed responses (politically correct for 'lies') he rolls out in the 2 plus-minute clip.
  • "Texas is a Republican state for historic reasons". Pres. I Flunked History has his facts wrong (insert surprise look), as Texas has had 39 Democrat governors, 6 Republicans. IMAGINE IF PALIN WOULD HAVE FLUBBED THAT STAT? But Sir Special Needs Child is granted his eternal pass from being fact-checked.
  • “Gov. Perry helped balance his budget with about $6 billion worth of federal help — which he happily took — and then started blaming the members of Congress who had offered that help". Does that not sound like Barry cut Texas a personal check? Once again SO OUT OF TOUCH with the reality it was our money he was doling out, NOT HIS.
  • " I lost Texas by a few points". Yes, in addition to history, math is hard for this guy. You won the country by 4%, you lost Texas by 10%-- a 14% swing! Pathetic.
  • "Politics is changing in Texas". Last November the Texas House came within 1 vote of reaching Super Majority status sending 22 incumbent Democrats packing. It is a changing, but NOT in your direction..
  • "Hey, I love Texas." Yes, you adore the Lone Star state so much that you closed down drilling in the Gulf, ignored Gov. Perry when he authored a letter on responding to immigration issues and ignored Houston's request for NASA shuttle funding. What would be the consequences if he hated us?
If this is what a reporter can do to shake him, what will happen if he has to debate a real conservative? You will hear over the intercom "We need a wet mop on the stage, Obama's tears are pooling on the floor" after he has been annihilated by the likes of a Herman Cain, Allen West or Chris Christie.

And for all of you whom ever wondered what happens to you when YOU MESS WITH TEXAS, you just saw the results. Keep your socialist agenda north of the Red River!

642 days...

Monday, April 11, 2011

A closer look inside the budget deal...




While it is a start, it is a paltry one as the $38 billion dollar budget cut represents only .27%, yes, POINT 27 per cent, of our $14 trillion dollar debt. This is the equivalent of 4 days of our current Federal spending, yes, 4 days. Bringing it closer to home, it would be like momma celebrating a cut in the food budget by informing the family the Twinkies got evicted from the grocery cart.


To no one's surprise, Sir Narcissism flew up to the podium in his Super Unicorn cape to inform the public of this 'historic' accomplishment. It resembled a street sweeper showing up and asking the folks "did you enjoy the parade I organized for you?". Uhhh, Mr. President, the only thing 'historic' was your failure NOT to propose a budget that was due BY LAW last October 2010, the first time in 36 years a budget had not been submitted by Congress. Furthermore, you only wanted a spending 'freeze' (read: zero cuts) and your party screeched $6 billion in cuts was 'extreme' and rolled out the usual "granny is gonna have to recycle her Depends, gran-pappy is going to have to pour Purina into his cereal bowl" blathering-- and now you want the glory?


While I am disappointed in the budget 'trim', I am elated about several other pieces of legislation included in the budget deal not being covered by Obama's knee-pad media. Let us review:
  • DENIES ADDITIONAL FUNDING TO THE IRS.  The Obama administration had sought increased federal funding for the IRS – money that could be used to hire additional agents to enforce the administration’s agenda on a variety of issues, including Obamacare. This increased funding was denied in the agreement.
  • BANS TAXPAYER FUNDING OF ABORTION IN THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA.  The agreement includes a complete ban on local and federal funding of abortion in the District of Columbia, applying the pro-life principles of the Hyde Amendment. Yes, the infamous Hyde Amendment, the one Obama refused to add to Obamacare legislation but still wants you to believe that no Federal funding will go to covering abortions.
  • GUARANTEES SENATE VOTE ON REPEAL OF OBAMACARE-   Yes, their signature legislation (that of course, no one ran on in November 2010) must now be openly discussed by all 23 Senators up for election in 2012. The GOP campaign ad writers should be drooling over the potential material that will arise from this debate. "So Mr. Democratic Senator, now that the CBO has said your product is not cost neutral, now that the majority of voters surveyed oppose Obamacare, now that Americans have experienced an average 17% increase in premiums, now that the administration is handing out 'waivers' like free condoms, explain to your constituents why you support this travesty. Take as much time as you need."
  • GUARANTEES SENATE VOTE & DEBATE ON DE-FUNDING PLANNED PARENTHOOD- As with Obamacare, this should be another lively debate. "So Mr. Democratic Senator, from the party that wants to spend every spare dollar (that we do not have) to save every baby seal, explain to America why we should fund the baby-killing, abortion factory known as Planned Parenthood. Talk away, God is listening."


Now that the 2011 appetizer budget has been consumed, off to the main course-- 2012 and Paul Ryan's (R-WI) Road to Prosperity proposal combined with the discussion to raise our debt ceiling. READERS, DO NOT FORGET, THEN SENATOR OBAMA OPPOSED RAISING THE DEBT LIMIT IN 2006. But, as with everything else that he has spewed, it too has an expiration date.


As we move forward, the Democrats are wiping off the dust from their ever-ready Post-It notes that say run to the media and chant "tax breaks are evil", "the rich will get richer" and "Baby Pookie will lose weight when his food stamps are severed". For their opposition,  I pray the GOP is doing one thing--attaching an amendment that will say "We will approve raising the debt ceiling in exchange for repealing Obamacare, otherwise, NO". While Dave dreams, America awaits.


650 long days left...

Monday, April 4, 2011

Vote For Pres.Waldo 2012 !

In fairness, since I recently ran an "Anybody But Obama" campaign video, let's take a look and see what the inaugural "Obama 2012" ad launched today reveals.

   Warning: Viewers of this video may want to consume anti-nausea medication prior to viewing.




WOW-- I finally know what someone who has been in a coma since January 2009 looks like. Can someone get me a Sharpee so I can scribble "Space For Rent" across their foreheads?

Campaign 'experts' spend megatons of cash to test and research commercials for branding and marketing and this is what we end up with? Another translation-- "I don't always agree with Barry but he hasn't nuked anyone yet and he so helped me with my white guilt burden so won't you consider voting for him again". Also, they are labeling "It Begins With Us" as a slogan for re-election? Wouldn't begin infer something 'new' as in your initial presidency campaign? Color me confused. How about "I Am Just Now Beginning To Redistribute Your Wealth."

Does anyone else find it strange that Obama essentially appears no where in the video, pretty much like at the White House, huh? Churches, barns, amber waves of grain, flags in the yard in the opening segment--oh yeah, that so represents Obama country! I surmise the video crew was too afraid to film cousin Eddie lurking in the unemployment line in Detroit.

Any astute observers notice the lack of listing any accomplishments in a campaign for re-election? You know, why wouldn't he mention those success stories such as "closing GITMO", "keeping unemployment under 8%", "getting our troops out in 16 months", "providing affordable health care", "5 days to look at bill online", "no jobs for lobbyists", "go through the budget line by line", "most transparent administration ever", -- oh wait...

Oh, and speaking of campaign videos, where is Peggy Joseph? You all will remember her in this clip , don't ya? In 2008, when asked about Mr. Obama's campaign, she uttered the infamous "I won’t have to worry about putting gas in my car. I won’t have to worry about paying my mortgage. Obama is going to pay for it from his stash." Well, in 2011, when posed the same question, I have it from reliable sources Ms. Joseph is saying, "I love Obama, it all came true. My car got repo'ed, my house was foreclosed and I now have 99 weeks of unemployment cash!"

657 grueling days.