Journalist Suspended for Telling the Truth

Let me set the stage. Lovers of Obama in priority order:

1) Moochelle, his wife

2) His 2 daughters

3) The black voter

4) Tie- NY Times and MSNBC News

Mark Halperin, Senior Political Analyst with MSNBC, sums up the Obama press conference yesterday quite eloquently. In case you missed it, it was Obama's usual complete ideological, petulant, condescending, divisive, dismissive and finger-pointing self. 

He blamed Republicans for delaying the budget process when, in fact, Democrats had absolute majorities in Congress for 600 days and failed to pass one. Obama's own budget proposal was defeated 97-0 by the Senate in January, yes Obama's Democratic controlled senate. Obama proposed it was time to begin taxing corporate jet owners even though Obama's Stimu-less program had tax incentives for corporate jet owners. The man who has played 17 rounds of golf this year, hosted 33 fund raisers and is headed to Marxist Vineyard in a month told Congress it was time to "get back to work". Any pattern?

Amidst all of his demonizing of his usual enemies, he forgot the correct ages of his daughters-- twice. But, since the pressitutes are way too busy concerning themselves with Michelle Bachman failing to know the correct birth city of John Wayne, you won't hear about that faux-pas.

Now, sit back, and discover Urkel Sr.'s new name.

Of course, MSNBC suspended Mark indefinitely and he has been sent to time-out with Anthony Weiner. He must also complete the Libtard Re-education Boot Camp.

Let's get this right-- MSNBC employees can call conservative author Laura Ingram a c**t and keep their job. MSNBC can call Bush a "murderer", "idiot" and "buffoon" and no one gets axed. MSNBC can continuously use the sexual derogatory "Teabagger" term and everyone stays employed. BUT OH NO, THE DICK-TATOR GETS SLAMMED BY MSNBC AND THEY IMMEDIATELY FIRE THEIR REPORTER. No liberal media bias, right? RIGHT? RIGHT?

To conclude, MSNBC has apologized for the involuntary release of the facts.

568 days.

Feeling the Summer time blogging blues....

When you don't feel like writing, then cheat, and steal someone elses work. Here is a 3 minute video on the destruction of the United States over the past 30 months.

Thanks goes out to the 52% of the 2008 voting public along with our nation's journalists propagandists who thought it was a brilliant idea to install a leader puppet of (once) the most powerful country in the world who had zero business experience, zero leadership experience and zero military experience all to exonerate their white guilt. Yes, the same 52% who are now shocked over the zero results, but feel 100% better because they voted for a man of color.

And no, I am not being a racist. I am a huge fan of Alan West and Herman Cain. I asbolutely could support either them as a GOP 2012 nominee. Cain/West 2012.

What is astonishing is after seeing that video he still polls at 50% for "Personal Favorability". Translated, seems like a good guy to grab a cold one with, but rest assured he will stick you with the tab.

To conclude, with the continuous down spiral since he took office, I have only 2 hypotheses left:

1. Obama is incompetent.
2. Obama knows what he is doing and is deliberately destroying the country.

Pick your evil.

571 days....

Welcome To Our Business Genius!



"President Obama explained to NBC News that the reason companies aren’t hiring are not because of his policies, it’s because the economy is so automated. . . . “There are some structural issues with our economy where a lot of businesses have learned to become much more efficient with a lot fewer workers. You see it when you go to a bank and you use an ATM, you don’t go to a bank teller, or you go to the airport and you’re using a kiosk instead of checking in at the gate. So all these things have created changes. . . .”

I had to replace my computer keyboard when I hurled my morning java onto it. Our 9.1% unemployment rate is now tied to our ATM industry? Once again, the consequence of electing a mere, career Community Organizer who perpetuated the issue by selecting a badministration comprised of  8% who had any private sector business experience. Economic illiterate. Seriously, if this President had a second brain, it would die of loneliness.

Let's look at the many angles of absolute lunacy from the self-proclaimed and media endorsed "smartest president evah"!

The ATM came on line in 1960. Average unemployment from it's launch until President O'boxofrox took office was 5%. Since he took office, unemployment has almost doubled that so, of course, it has to be all those unemployed tellers. Who knew--ATM's were created by angels, delivered by storks, installed by goblins and repaired by martians-- no jobs there, right? The reality is the internet and technology revolution has created 2.6 jobs for every 1 lost.

My Lone Star state has led the nation with creating 38% of the nation's jobs since mid-2009, all of course due to a zero tolerance policy on ATM machines. Happy for the jobs, but boy it is a pain in the arse saddling up the horse, trotting down to the bank and securing Trigger to the hitching post. The reality in Texas-- it is us taxpayers who are Obama's ATM!

"Time is money", ever heard of that Scooter? Oh I so yearn for the days that I had to wait in line for 20 minutes to get a $20 bill from my friendly teller. I hanker for the mornings where I had my face smashed against the lobby doors awaiting their 9am opening hours. Oh the fun of spending a half-hour twisting through the airline counter rope-a-dope lugging 80 pounds luggage just to say my howdies to the ticket agent, where have you gone? On-line shopping apparently has killed off sales clerks, shame on you QVC robots. Barry weeps over the invention of the backhoe-- we lost 500 shovel diggers which was preceded by1,000 folks with spoons. Oh please President Mensa, launch me back to the Sixties.

So how does the CEO of the USA justify his solar power strategies? Just think of the number of jobs he just killed, all those folks that were hopping on treadmills to bring power into your home. How about his teleprompter-- how does he sleep at night burdened by the number of cue-card holders' lives he destroyed?

Credit though to Obama as at my age of 52 and looking to re-wire rather than retire, he has significantly helped narrow down my job focus. My finalists-- candle-maker or cobbler. I will have to check my Encyclopedia Brittanica to see what looks most promising.

To conclude, the Obama economic theory on employment is private businesses are too efficient and, as a result, destroys jobs. So, he opts to create a bloated, inefficient government to reduce unemployment. Brilliant, can't wait for the 2012 campaign slogan--"Vote Barack Flintstone--Taking You Back To Kerosene Lanterns, One Day At A Time".

We all know now why his college transcripts were sealed.

586 more days, count them off with your Roman calendar...

Altitude Sickness



Just like the government, I am here to help. A brief hiatus from the political blog while I serve you up some helpful travel advice to help prevent you from becoming sick of flying.

Twenty-one months, 158 flights, 120,000 flight miles and approximately 10 hours per week in airports and planes have given me some excellent insight.  Sense and courtesy have one thing in common—they are both uncommon.  “Really?” and “Seriously?” are emblazoned in my frontal lobe as a result of this commuter lifestyle.

So, here you go-- one tip per month of airline travel.  Sit back, relax and enjoy the write.

1.    What is it about men and airport restrooms?  I am not impressed when you are standing at the urinal with your cell phone in one hand and your New York libtard politician in your right. (So much for the hiatus). What emergency cannot wait until you depress the flush handle? Furthermore, just because I am standing next to you, I really don’t feel the need to engage in conversation, so now you have two things to zip up.

2.    Parents flying with young uns, walk in FRONT of them as you board. It is no fun retrieving them sprinting to Row 31 when you are assigned to Row 8. Failure to comply will result in you learning the definition of ‘airplane salmon’.

3.    If you are a 35 year old male, please do not take a detour into the cockpit to ask the Captain for your plastic “wings”, this should have been done 3 decades ago.

4.    Unless you are on Southwest, you have a seat assignment. The flight attendant does not know your seat number anymore than the movie usher knows where your spouse is sitting.

5.    Ladies, as you march toward your seat along the narrow path of the regional jet aircraft, to minimize eye injuries and cheek chafing to us passengers sitting in aisle seats, please tuck your boobs inward.

6.   "To expedite the boarding process, please enter your seat row and then place your item into the overhead bin” does not mean for you to stand with your big keester in the aisle way while you  search for your Kindle buried below  your box of Zingers in one of your 3 carry-on, army-sized duffle bags.

7.    Walking aboard the aircraft 5 minutes late saying “Sorry my fellow passengers, my kids really wanted Jamba Juice” will not make any new friends for you during the flight.

8.    When the flight attendant says “The aircraft door has been secured, it is now time to turn off your cell phones”, there is no 10 minute grace period. Disconnect good grief; you just spoke to them from the restroom.

9.    Sorry fellow flight attendants, I probably won’t pay close attention to the life vest segment when I know the largest body of water on my flight route rests in the plane's rear lavatory.

10.  Dudes, remove your sunglasses. It is 11pm and you are in an aluminum tube, not really a dating mecca.

11.  Do NOT lean your seat backs when you note a 6ft2 215 lb man behind you— your dandruff and my laptop do not mix well.

12.  Unless you see Mohammed launching a flame-thrower, screaming on the plane is not really necessary.

13.  There is a difference between a reading light and the attendant call button—clue, one has light bulb graphic on it—note the difference.

14.  Passengers do not appreciate when “Snooky” farts in her carry-on kennel.

15.  I am not a medical doctor, but my research reveals “Folks, the Captain has illuminated the seat belt sign” frequently causes “sudden onset” urinary tract infection and diarrhea.

16. When you hear “For our beverage service, we have Coke products” does not mean the possibility exists that a flight attendant brought aboard a Dr. Pepper just for you. Get over yourself.

17. While at 36,000 feet cruising altitude, why are you asking the flight attendant “Can you tell me how much longer?” If the answer is longer than you thought, then what—you going to see if the pilot can take a short cut?  You gonna call someone from your turned-off cell phone?

18.  If sitting in the exit row where your assistance may be required, your fellow passengers appreciate you not cashing in your 7 free drink coupons on the same flight.

19.  If your baby is sound asleep in your arms, let it be. This is not the time to reach down into your purse tucked below the seat to grab your Glamour magazine resulting in your baby performing its first cartwheel.  Similarly, if your child screams for more than 10 consecutive minutes, DO SOMETHING. Your passengers just want to see an itsy-bitsy effort. —“Punkin, it’s going to be OK” solves nothing.

20. When you begin to deplane, the time to remove your items from the overhead compartment is when the plane is awaiting the jet-way to pull up, not when the person in front of you is already kissing their family member at baggage claim. It’s like sitting at the ‘protected green arrow’, why can’t there be some flow and sequencing to this process!

21.  Take a look at the baggage carousel—see all of those black suitcases, they are all not yours.

There you go. Pack your common sense and courtesy and pray that I am not on your flight judging your every move!

And Obama is still incompetent...

Ya know, I leave a few of my conservative allies in charge while I grab a quick trip to Cancun, and you mess it up for us. I vacationed in a 3^rd world country and I returned to one—cool, no culture shock and strikingly similar weather. Obama was so on the brink of saving us from a depression until the following happened while my feet were buried in the cool white sands of Mexico.

·         Dow average had its longest weekly slump since 2004.
·         US housing prices fell now beating the slide of the Great Depression
·         China has dropped 97 percent of its holdings in U.S. Treasury bills, decreasing its ownership of the short-term U.S. government securities from a peak of $210.4 billion in May 2009 to $5.69 billion in March 2011
·         Democrat Congressman Weiner exposed his wiener. Lies, blames, cover up..followed by cry and confess..resign-heck no, he is the party that represents no values, morals or ethics--why should he..
·         John Edwards, a two-time candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, was indicted on charges of conspiracy and false statements.
·         The latest survey out reveals Americans are growing increasingly doubtful about direction of the US economy. Some 61 percent, say they don't expect to return to their respective pre-recession lifestyles until the spring of 2014, if ever.
·         The mainstream paparazzi whined about Sarah Palin bus tour bemoaning “they are speeding, running red lights, blah, blah”. You know, the same buffoons who despise her now complain because they can’t keep up with her.
·         9.1% funemployment! Where is Nancy Pelosi now, you know, the same witch that screeched in 2006 when George Bush unemployment skyrocketed to 4.4%
·         In May, the private sector added 54,000 jobs. One year ago, Sheriff Joe Biden assured us 500,000 jobs this summer—guess the V.P. struggled with where he placed his ‘zeroes’ on his abacus back in his school day.
·         The Dems lambasted Rep. Ryan’s Medicare plan, but of course, have nothing to offer as an alternative. Come to think of it, with a failed Stimu-less, failed Quantitative Easing, failed Middle East policy, failed Obamacare, NO PLAN IS THEIR BEST PLAN.
·         The Democrat-controlled leadership has now gone 767 consecutive days without passing a budget. Because ya know when you are carrying $14 trillion in debt, WHO NEEDS A BUDGET!
·         Last summer, Obama promised we’d get all the money back from the GM bailout, and last week he celebrated we only lost $14 billion. Hooray! The company that taxpayers bailed out, then turned around and filed bankruptcy, then deserted their bondholders while simultaneously filling up their union coffers, Obama now chants MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
·         Mazda said adios to their U.S. plant!
·         The Commander in Chief played golf on Memorial Day, absolutely DESPICABLE behavior!
·         The “days, not weeks” Libyan G.I. Joe Summer adventure continued. The House passed a resolution rebuking Scooter for not seeking Congressional approval authorizing war.
 
With a wreckcovery like this, who needs a depression—OBAMA is fantastically awesome. Thank you 52%ers! 

GOP 2012 campaign slogan-- "He Made Things Worse"...Dem campaign slogan "Together We Suck"..