Ya know, I leave a few of my conservative allies in charge while I grab a quick trip to Cancun, and you mess it up for us. I vacationed in a 3^rd world country and I returned to one—cool, no culture shock and strikingly similar weather. Obama was so on the brink of saving us from a depression until the following happened while my feet were buried in the cool white sands of Mexico.

·         Dow average had its longest weekly slump since 2004.
·         US housing prices fell now beating the slide of the Great Depression
·         China has dropped 97 percent of its holdings in U.S. Treasury bills, decreasing its ownership of the short-term U.S. government securities from a peak of $210.4 billion in May 2009 to $5.69 billion in March 2011
·         Democrat Congressman Weiner exposed his wiener. Lies, blames, cover up..followed by cry and confess..resign-heck no, he is the party that represents no values, morals or ethics--why should he..
·         John Edwards, a two-time candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, was indicted on charges of conspiracy and false statements.
·         The latest survey out reveals Americans are growing increasingly doubtful about direction of the US economy. Some 61 percent, say they don't expect to return to their respective pre-recession lifestyles until the spring of 2014, if ever.
·         The mainstream paparazzi whined about Sarah Palin bus tour bemoaning “they are speeding, running red lights, blah, blah”. You know, the same buffoons who despise her now complain because they can’t keep up with her.
·         9.1% funemployment! Where is Nancy Pelosi now, you know, the same witch that screeched in 2006 when George Bush unemployment skyrocketed to 4.4%
·         In May, the private sector added 54,000 jobs. One year ago, Sheriff Joe Biden assured us 500,000 jobs this summer—guess the V.P. struggled with where he placed his ‘zeroes’ on his abacus back in his school day.
·         The Dems lambasted Rep. Ryan’s Medicare plan, but of course, have nothing to offer as an alternative. Come to think of it, with a failed Stimu-less, failed Quantitative Easing, failed Middle East policy, failed Obamacare, NO PLAN IS THEIR BEST PLAN.
·         The Democrat-controlled leadership has now gone 767 consecutive days without passing a budget. Because ya know when you are carrying $14 trillion in debt, WHO NEEDS A BUDGET!
·         Last summer, Obama promised we’d get all the money back from the GM bailout, and last week he celebrated we only lost $14 billion. Hooray! The company that taxpayers bailed out, then turned around and filed bankruptcy, then deserted their bondholders while simultaneously filling up their union coffers, Obama now chants MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
·         Mazda said adios to their U.S. plant!
·         The Commander in Chief played golf on Memorial Day, absolutely DESPICABLE behavior!
·         The “days, not weeks” Libyan G.I. Joe Summer adventure continued. The House passed a resolution rebuking Scooter for not seeking Congressional approval authorizing war.
 
With a wreckcovery like this, who needs a depression—OBAMA is fantastically awesome. Thank you 52%ers! 

GOP 2012 campaign slogan-- "He Made Things Worse"...Dem campaign slogan "Together We Suck"..