Notice anything slightly different about this 30 year old? Meet Binky-soothing, diaper wearing,
Momma's Boy-Super Sized is the recipient of $860 per month in Social Security disability payments. His disability-- he is an adult baby. He has a self-proclaimed, irresistible urge to be bottle fed, sleep in a crib and dress in baby attire. When a Republican Congressman demanded a fraud investigation, the Social Security agency ruled this week his payments were legitimate and would not cease his funding. Uhhh--the only one who needs government assistance in this situation is the person responsible for cleaning out the 5 lb. Kentucky Browns in his Snugglies !
When Cradle to Grave Nanny Child initially learned of the investigation, he responded "If you go after my payments I am going to kill myself. Next time you see me on the news, it will be me in a body bag.” OK, let Dave do the math: Hundreds of thousands of dollars for you to suck on the government teat or $300 for an XXXL cute, baby blue body bag. I am all about cost savings. Maybe there is a place for Death Panels in Obamacare after all.
Thornton claimed "All my illnesses have had extensive testing" he wrote on his site. That's correct, "he wrote on his site"-- cause as we all know, all disabled 2 year olds have a website. Furthermore, Stan resides at his California apartment where he has built himself a giant crib, play pen and even a man-sized high chair. When I was two, I could build a mound of nothing with my Lincoln Logs. Even at age 50+, whipping out the chicken coop was a real test of my woodwork skills. It would not even qualify for the medal round in the Special Olympics of Carpentry. Seriously, I think my hens still chuckle about their housing. But Stan, he is quite the carpenter as evidenced here constructing his own high chair and crib:
Democrat Poster Boy dresses himself, heads out to Home Depot, buys what he needs off his list, pays the cashier, drives home and builds stuff----hey, we all qualify for $860 a month!
What's next- his own reality based TV show, "Crap Your Pants- Get Paid".
While Enabler-In-Chief gets escorted out The House in 457 days, an eternity remains for this dolt nursing on the Government Breast-Feeding program..
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