Obama Secretly Receives An Anti-Secrecy Award

(April Fools' Eve)

I have an award I want to give out...what should I call it-- hummm...let me look at some accomplishments and then maybe something relevant will pop in my head:

* Won't release long form birth certificate
* Refuse to share college transcript
* Will not reveal health records
* No CSPAN coverage of Health Care hearings, as promised
* To avoid the Senate confirmation process, hire highly-paid Czars
* Cover up the job losses created by his Gulf oil drilling moratorium
* Call failed Stimulus Act "job stimulation" when you know it was nothing more than a state welfare act
* When media requests data on Federal agencies pursuant to Freedom of Info Act, deny them
* Won't post legislation on line for 5 days, as promised
* Meets with lobbyists at private locations so they won't show up on the White House registry
* Administration refuses to turn over docs on the "Gunwalking" scandal that killed I.C.E. agent
* Authorize secret support for Libyan rebels
* Commit troops to WAR without Congressional authorization under the guise of NATO support mission

Oh, I do believe the name is coming to me-- The Transparency Award. That is correct, a group (of progressive zealots) that concerns itself with 'open government' announced Obama is deserving of this achievment, read here. Guess who was the kingpin of the organization who provided the recognition--George Soros, Obama's personal ATM machine. Surprise.

If that wasn't enough humor to kill you, then contemplate the fact the meeting was held behind closed doors and the press was prohibited! Since the media was banned, rumor has it the figurine on the trophy was that of an empty suit. Surely he will place this award next to his Nobel Peace Prize on his trophy shelf labeled "My Most Undeserving Moments As President".

Seriously folks--did I miss a Tweet? Was the U.S.A. renamed to the Twilight Zone? Bizarro World? The only thing transparent about King Opaque is his brain. Hey, but from the party who gave you the "every kid gets a ribbon" movement, I am really not surprised. When Pres.Van Ity gets a bad news poll like he did yesterday, out comes the trophy--all to make Hopey feel better about himself.

In somewhat related news today, the clueless at 1600 Hope and Change Avenue have approached Major League Baseball on opening day and requested they name the Cy Young Award winner today in hope of motivating that particular player to an exceptional year.

and to the 63 million who voted for Obama, tomorrow is a national holiday for you....

International Quagmire

Operation Odyssey Dawn is under way. First question-- if this mission is going to take "days", why would you name it Odyssey? Seriously, does not odyssey have an element of something being 'extended' -- can we get us a Dictionary Czar?

In addressing Libya, President Lightworker couldn't help himself as he had to get a dig against Bush while in Chile, all in his usual effort to prop up his narcissism. The President declared: “In the past there have been times when the United States acted unilaterally or did not have full international support, and as a consequence typically it was the United States military that ended up bearing the entire burden.”

Once again, simply another lie brought forward by the President that the Presstitutes at ABC, CBS and NBC will overlook. The simple fact: in Iraq's Shock and Awe mission, we had THIRTY other countries join us. In Libya, for Obama's Aw Shucks intervention, sixteen other nations are participating. Ahh yes, how the mainstream media has graduated from writing cover stories to authoring cover-up stories.

What's next from the media and the administration? "This is really not a war" --mark my words. This smart power group also brought us Overseas Contingency Operation (war on terror) and Man Caused Disasters (terrorist attack). Oh, and my favorite: Patient Affordability Care Act (Obamacare). Think about it folks-- if it's not war, then we are terrorists, there is nothing in between when you are hurling cruise missiles across the skies.

In a Reuter's poll just released today, only 17% of the folk believe Obama is a 'strong and decisive military' leader. WHAT? In a poll conducted by yours truly, 100% of those surveyed believe 17% of Americans are imbeciles.

Bottom line- the only thought scarier than Barack Hussein Obama and a complicit media leading us into war would be Kirstie Alley in a tight dress doing the Cha Cha Cha on Dancing With The Stars-- oh, wait. I mean woah--was I the only one concerned she might trigger another after shock in Japan? Mix in a salad girlfriend!

On a serious note, as we move forward with Operation Princess Rainbow Sparkly Unicorn, keep our military warriors in your prayers as this my dear readers is a rudderless mission. God forbid we have to hand out any Purple Hearts, I mean Lavender Cardio-Decor.

668 more days...

Closed!

In New Jersey last week, a state-appointed school monitor has ordered the closing of the Barack Obama Elementary School. The school bell will toll for its final time at the end of the spring semester. Formerly known as the Bangs Avenue School, Myra Campbell, a town resident and Obama fan, convinced the school officials to rename the school shortly after the 2008 election.

The reasons cited for the closure: fiscal mismanagement, declining attendance and sub-par performance. Well, could there have been a more appropriate name for a school?

Wow-what's next-- will it be the Repo Men knocking on the door of the White House  reclaiming the Nobel Peace Prize after President Obomber began hurling missiles over the skies of Tripoli?

Some stories write themselves...nuf said..

Obama's Barackets...

Hat tip: Iowahawk

Is there any doubt on the Final Four from this president's NCAA (National Chagrin for African Americans) picks: Golf, Vacation, Photo Ops, Basketball. And he is putting all of your money on Vacation!

Some of the other contenders occurring just this week he omitted because he knew his friends over at the media wouldn't bother to let you know:
1) Food prices-- in Feb increased 3.9%, highest jump in 36 years
2) New residential starts-- fell 22.5%, highest in 27 years
3) Grammar fail-- let's use "our relationship with Japan is unshakable" after they just experienced a 9.0 earthquake
4) Stock market-- drops almost 6% in one week
5) Bill Clinton-- after he sides with Conservatives stating Obama's energy policy is a disaster
6) Surgeon General-- fear mongering encouraging West-coasters to load up on iodine tablets
7) Whining -- "It would be so much easier to be President of China".


Dear America,

Pack sand, you voted for me. Thanks again to ABC, NBC and CBS for the perpetual pass of my performance.

Off to Rio with the family, on your greenbacks.

Sincerely,
Pres**ent Obama

Good for Thee, Not for Me....



Last Thursday, the President and 1st Lady hosted a conference at the White House on Bullying Prevention, because as we all know, that is the crisis most concerning Americans today and, of course, very much in need of Federal intervention. I presume since Mr. Present can't lead on Egypt, Libya, oil crisis, budget, etc., he picked a subject within his area of expertise.Well, at least he thought he had until Michelle clarified the topic was bully PREVENTION, not bullying.

In the speech , Obama commented he was bullied as a student for his large ears. Really? As usual with this Presidunce, everything has to be fact checked because we know the 3-letter networks certainly won't do any homework. What did we learn--on August 14, 2009, he denied being bullied as a youth, read here. So which is it?

Let us take a brief look of some of his comments over the past few years and you decide who the bully is:

Obama on countering Republican criticism: "If They Bring a Knife to the Fight, We Bring a Gun" June 2008

Obama on the campaign trail: “I want you to argue with them and get in their face” September 2008

Obama on ACORN Mobs: “I don’t want to quell anger. I think people are right to be angry! I’m angry!”
March 2010

Obama on the BP Gulf oil spill: “We will talk to these folks… so I know whose ass to kick." June 2010

Obama to Hispanics regarding immigration reform: "We’re gonna punish our enemies and we’re gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us" October 2010

Obama on mid-term elections: “A Republican majority in Congress would mean “hand-to-hand combat” on Capitol Hill for the next two years, threatening policies Democrats have enacted to stabilize the economy" Novemeber 2010

Obama on keeping taxes from increasing: “I think it’s tempting not to negotiate with hostage takers (Republicans), unless the hostage gets harmed. In this case the hostage is the American people and I was not willing to see them get harmed"  December, 2010

So, yes, let's spend all day at a conference lecturing a grand total of 100 attendees to hear this earth-shattering advice: "No family should have to go through what these families have gone through. No child should feel that alone. If there’s one goal of this conference, it’s to dispel the myth that bullying is just a harmless rite of passage or an inevitable part of growing up. It’s not.", President Obama. And from his wife, more revolutionary wisdom: "I urge adults to set an example by treating others with compassion and respect, and giving each other the benefit of the doubt." PROBLEM SOLVED AMERICA, WOOT!

Of course, by conference end, as the President sat on his hands, Saudi Arabian leaders fired upon street protesters and Libya's derelict readied an air strike that could slaughter hundreds, but no bullying there--right, RIGHT?

We Will Take A Pass This Year...

Tis the season where the roses are blooming, time change is approaching, and, of course, high school seniors are on the edge of their seats as their staff is seeking a commencement speaker--well, maybe not the edge...Will it be the town mayor? Or perhaps the successful businessman who was a grad? Or maybe the local jock turned pro who now is the model athlete in the NFL? As we consider who it might be, we now know quite distinctly who it will NOT be-- Pres. Barack Hussein Obama.

It seems the annual Win A Commencement Speech from the President has fallen on deaf ears. While applicants for last year's contest numbered over a 1,000, at the deadline this year, ONLY FOURTEEN schools had submitted a request to be considered. So paltry were those numbers the White House had to extend the deadline. Personally, I attribute it to high school budget issues as reportedly the Teleprompter is a big draw on the utility bill.

Perhaps this video is the only evidence Barry needs to understand why interest has plummeted. Yes, one lad at last year's commencement knows the consequence of overdosing on Hope and Change.

Now, if you want to stimulate applications, here is my suggestion-- threaten the students if their administrator fails to submit an application, White House staff will be sending in Chef Jamie Oliver to revise their cafeteria menu! "Yes, Grandma Hair Net, can you toss some of that arugula onto my tofu taco. And that black bean brownie looks delish. To drink--do you have recycled rain water?"

Sad times from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...it looks like we have gone from 2008 Rock Star to 2011 One Hit Wonder...

Get Me The Handcuffs-- NOW !

Hello, Katie? Ms. Sawyer? Is Mr. Williams in? *Crickets* ....must be too busy checking in on Charlie Sheen's Twitter account...

Let me set up this simple analogy before we delve into yet another fraud perpetrated by this administration. You enter a grocery store and fill up your cart with food items. You grab a second cart and load it up with hygiene and toiletries. The clerk informs you the food cart totals $100 and then proceeds to total your non-food cart and, likewise, it totals $100. You hand the clerk a $100 bill and tell her "Hey, that's for BOTH carts". Do you think there will be an issue when you exit the store? Not if you are President Obama or his Health/Human Services secretary Kathleen Sebelius.

Before you roll the video here is what took place last week. Under oath, Ms. Sebelius had to admit to  "cooking the books". Up to this point, the administration had refused to answer to their accounting gimmickry. In one piece of the ObamaCare legislation, their claim was they were going to save $500 billion dollars in Medicare and use it to make Medicare more solvent--shore up the balance sheet, make the funding last longer, etc. They also had indicated the full Medicare $500 billion savings would be used to implement Obamacare. Well, as the clerk at the grocery store would have said, which one do you want me to apply the money to? It is a "one or the other option", unless you use Democratic math. Make sure you watch Ms. Sebelius facial reaction when she has to confess "BOTH".

For the record, the Medicare actuary called them out on their Fiscal Voodoo last year, read here. Rep. Paul Ryan called out the Pres.on this very issue, as well, and Obama had his usual "guys I have never even ran a lemon-aide stand" look--watch here. 

The American public was led to believe Embalm-O'Care was going to save us $130 billion over a 10 year period. Now you know how--by calling $1 trillion dollars a half-trillion, thanks to the administration's C.P.A, David Copperfield. With their own admission during this hearing, you must now add back $500 billion dollars resulting in a DEFICIT of $370 billion!

This kind of legislative fraud begs many questions:

*WHY. WAS. MS. SEBELIUS. NOT. LED. OUT. OF. THE. HEARING. IN. HANDCUFFS? (I am sure Spike Lee needs a roommate).

* Now that we have this on record with clear knowledge Pres. PantLoad as an accomplice (see Paul Ryan video), why should we not begin impeachment proceedings?

* Why should the Act not be immediately repealed based now upon confirmed falsifying of data?

* When will the Pres. meet and announce its annulment as the Act no longer is cost neutral?

* When will the GOP-controlled House demand the CBO re-score their document?

* Why should Bernie Madoff not be released from prison--his ponzi scheme only victimized to the tune of $18 billion?

In conclusion, perhaps I should include a note in my tax return: Uncle Sammy, please apply my 2010 taxes to my 2011 return. See you in 2012.  Yours truly, Obama disciple...