Hat tip: Iowahawk
Is there any doubt on the Final Four from this president's NCAA (National Chagrin for African Americans) picks: Golf, Vacation, Photo Ops, Basketball. And he is putting all of your money on Vacation!
Some of the other contenders occurring just this week he omitted because he knew his friends over at the media wouldn't bother to let you know:
1) Food prices-- in Feb increased 3.9%, highest jump in 36 years
2) New residential starts-- fell 22.5%, highest in 27 years
3) Grammar fail-- let's use "our relationship with Japan is unshakable" after they just experienced a 9.0 earthquake
4) Stock market-- drops almost 6% in one week
5) Bill Clinton-- after he sides with Conservatives stating Obama's energy policy is a disaster
6) Surgeon General-- fear mongering encouraging West-coasters to load up on iodine tablets
7) Whining -- "It would be so much easier to be President of China".
Dear America,
Pack sand, you voted for me. Thanks again to ABC, NBC and CBS for the perpetual pass of my performance.
Off to Rio with the family, on your greenbacks.
Sincerely,
Pres**ent Obama
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